Happy Birthday! :D

Why do monkeys like bananas?
They're a-peel-ing! xD

Ay ay!
How are you? It's been a long time!

Hello -L-! It's been a while since we talked. I hope you're life is really good! :)

Here's your joke:
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Hehe... xD

Bye for now. :)

I'm ok, thank you! :) I've been working a lot, so I don't have much "free" time. How are you? I hope the flooding hasn't caused too much trouble for you. :(

Hey -L-! It's good to hear from you again!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! xD
I thought maybe you gave up around here... Haha!! :)

An old birthday joke for you (sing the lyrics to the tune for
"Happy Birthday):

"Happy Birthday to you,
You fish-eyed old fool!
You look like a donkey,
and you smell like one, too!"

Hahaha!! Not you, though, -L-! Just a joke, ok?! ;)

P.S. You shouldn't call someone a "fool". This is JUST for laughs. :)

I just thought of this AWESOME joke... this one will be a CLASSIC!! And it's being born RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, on YOUR profile!! xD Everybody remember where you heard it first: on Lucy's Profile, by Steve of Kentucky!! Ok... here it is:

"I said 'SPILL the beans'... not 'SMELL the beans'!!"

(In case your having trouble "getting" the joke, imagine saying this to someone just after they pass gas! xDDD )

CLASSIC!!! Hahahaha!!

Hope ya like it, Lucy!! x)

Hey Girl! ^^

I'm sorry that I didn't write back right away after your last post to my wall, but I wanted to do something first.

I've told you about my business for some time now... but I never had anything to show you. It's the same story for all my friends. Well, I REALLY have been working on my business, but since no one could ever see anything... maybe I looked like a liar?

When you posted to my wall last time, I was really close to actually starting to build my website. And now, FINALLY, I've started to build it!!! I'm SOOOOOOOOO excited!! (^_______^)

My website's address is

www.StrawberriesForStrawberryLovers.com

I also own the domain names
www.strawberriesforstrawberrylovers.net
www.strawberriesforstrawberrylovers.org
www.strawberries-for-strawberry-lovers.com
www.strawberries-for-strawberry-lovers.net and
www.strawberries-for-strawberry-lovers.org

Only 2 pages yet, but I will be building them as quick as I can from now. Please visit! There's also an RSS feed so you can get updates on my progress on building the site.

I'm glad I can SHOW you that I am for real now, and not a scammer. xD

To answer your last post... I can't remember if I've seen Big Trouble in Little China or not. It's kinda old now. I think I may have, but I just can't remember for sure. What is it about? Remind me (maybe. Hahaha!! xD )

Have a GREAT day!!
God bless you and your business!!
Bye for now.

Joke for when someone gives you a breath mint:
Take the mint, and put it in your mouth.
Then say
"Wow! These mints are strong! Are they for your breath, or mine?"
(In case you "don't get it"... it makes it sound like the person who gave you the mint needs powerful stuff to control his or her funky, super-stank breath! xD )

hey there=D
how r u going?

so funny

Here's a corny joke:

"How do cows greet each other? How do you MOOOO!!" ;)