hi how are you?

Hey Kirsty! it's good to feel yourself younger :) I am young and look old lol

oi!!! :D hows ya bin?? any more exciting news lately?? I'm actually posting something on ya wall whilst entirely sober!!

heidi waxed my chest tonight n now i feel naked....on stage to i might add....oppps there goes me beer!!!!

y didn'ty you tell me that ants could eat chicken........................................................................................................................................................

y can't u be more like the black guy from dancing in the dark by bruce springsteen???? ssooooo piisssed right nowwww...........

lol i thought u left ur phone up stairs my bad!!!! i learnt my lesson tho ur quite funny wen ur angry. well i was ready for gem beauty is pain lol

OH MY ****** GOD I CANT BELIEVE YOU BLOCKED MEEEEEEE!!!!!

thats it,you will no longer be the aunty to my unborn child!!! right anyhoooooo,check out all your hotties saying hi to you (lol) little miss popular!!!!!

Hello, nice to meet you! haha, I feel the same like you are... I always feel that I'm still 20~ ;)

hay wots goin on!!!! hows ur scottish accent comin along?? is it beter thanh mine??? oooops i miteve bin drinkin again but shhh dont tell me mum!!!
we played a fun as gig tonight...the sevcurity shut us down 1 set early cos people kept fightin it was all happeng n please don't ask me to use full stops cos ii donbt feel like engaging in golf is such a errrr game that involves balls n stuff but i think the weather is fine this time of year......ive 4fgotten wot i just siaid but wotever im sayin now im sayin in a scottish accent ala euwen mcgregor style u know trainspotting the 2nd best film of all time after star wars...well im gona go to sleep cos wee goha gig tomorow n i hurt down 1 side